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Post by broon on Dec 31, 2014 19:05:11 GMT
Lots of ink wasted from what I've read from yer side of the pond. Any thoughts from you lot?
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Post by broon on Dec 31, 2014 23:26:00 GMT
Cannyman racing to Toon to apply fer Pardews job...........sez he knows how to handle the french lads..............
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Post by broon on Dec 31, 2014 23:36:34 GMT
Oh FFS now Roma has applied fer the tea Ladies job...........last one did a runner with AP............
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Post by broon on Dec 31, 2014 23:39:19 GMT
wow even Leazender has thrown his hat in fer the mascot's job..............................
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Post by broon on Jan 1, 2015 0:16:52 GMT
The following video was sponsored by Captain Marvel.......................
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Post by roma on Jan 1, 2015 1:16:40 GMT
My New Years resolution is not to cuss .... don't know how long it'll last.
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Post by Cannyman on Jan 1, 2015 14:40:35 GMT
I still think Jurgen Klopp's brother Klippety could do the job......
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Post by broon on Jan 2, 2015 15:15:02 GMT
Just noticed on that picture of Leazender in costume he has a Cameltoe FFS........................now I'm really sick...................
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Post by White Lightning on Jan 3, 2015 13:31:21 GMT
There's only only one Gaffer at The Toon... Club now searching for a 'Heed Coach' which begs the question 'will parking the bus' take on a whole new meaning during future games? Lights Oot!
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Post by broon on Jan 3, 2015 17:04:22 GMT
There's only only one Gaffer at The Toon... Club now searching for a 'Heed Coach' which begs the question 'will parking the bus' take on a whole new meaning during future games? Lights Oot! Lets hope the "clueless one" took the drivers cap with him!
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Post by White Lightning on Jan 3, 2015 17:32:48 GMT
Nope...reckon it's been picked up by JC...
Lights Oot! blackandwhitethinking
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Post by Headhunter on Jan 4, 2015 8:35:53 GMT
Yepp! JC has probably done enough in the last two games to guarantee him the job on a permanent basis. Grrrr.
And now he's agreeing with the fans he was offering to "chin" a few months back - Ar selick!
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Post by Cannyman on Jan 4, 2015 12:51:45 GMT
Alphonse .......youre alive!!!!!! How is the extreme cold affecting the HD grease?
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Post by White Lightning on Jan 4, 2015 13:55:09 GMT
Having read quite a few reports this morning about who will be the Mags next Head Salesman for Toon Direct I can only surmise that the media are throwing as many names as possible at the job in the hope one will stick. As for the bookies well the more the merrier as they look to make a killing at the expense of anyone mad enough to try and second guess OMBO.
According to Sly Sports Newcastle expect to complete the process of identifying candidates for their head coach vacancy within the next 48 hours – with Glenn Hoddle emerging as one of their potential targets. Now there's a recommendation if ever there was one.
Along similar lines Derby's Steve McClaren (despite his chairman saying he is going nowhere) is the 100/30 favourite with Sky Bet to replace Alan Pardew at St James' Park but former England and Tottenham manager Hoddle, who has been part-time first team coach at QPR since last summer, is listed at 8/1.
Newcastle managing director Lee Charnley (AKA Charlatan) and chief scout Graham Carr are understood to be drawing up a list of at least six potential candidates to provide the basis for discussions early next week.
Sky sources say no one has yet been approached, no offers have been made and a decision has yet to be made on whether to appoint someone short-term with a view to someone else coming in this summer (Covering all bases there, no mugs this lot!).
However, it is understood that among the names which will be considered at this early stage are former England managers McClaren and Hoddle, as well as St Etienne's Christophe Galtier, former Mainz boss Thomas Tuchel and Bournemouth manager Eddie Howe. Howe is probably the last person Mikey would give the job too, the guy is just too intelligent to take it on. I also get the impression with Sly Sports reporting that if you say it enough times someone is bound to believe it's true.
Sky Bet has another former Tottenham manager, Tim Sherwood, as 7/2 joint second favourite, alongside former Arsenal midfielder and ex-Lyon manager Remi Garde, with Pardew's assistant John Carver at 7/1, ahead of Hoddle and Howe. Quite how Carver gets in front of Hoddle and Howe in the betting is beyond me.
Galtier (28/1) has already indicated that he will not walk out on his current employers this season (sensible move), while Tuchel (16/1) is currently taking a sabbatical (good idea before coming to run the asylum at Gallowgate) and McClaren, who signed a new three-year deal last summer, has distanced himself from the vacancy (He may need to move a bit further away then should Sly Bet keep up with this kind of story). Derby insist they will not let McClaren leave.
Carver was criticised by some (only some of them... wonder what the others were thinking?) fans for fielding a weakened side for Saturday's 1 - 0 FA Cup third-round defeat by Leicester, although he later insisted it was as a result of injuries and fatigue (Good word fatigue, as it's what I'm suffering from after fifty odd years supporting the Club). He and first team coach Steve Stone are likely to remain in charge for next weekend's Premier League trip to Chelsea (Well that's alright then!).
The Magpies currently sit in 10th place in the table, with 27 points from their opening 20 fixtures, and the top-10 finish Ashley set as the minimum requirement for the season is now their only remaining objective. And in that last sentence you have the sum total of OMBO's ambition for the Club.
Some breaking news suggests the bookies have also included an ex pat Geordie now residing in the US of A on the short list. Vast experience of training methods, good man management skills as smites his opponents early, able to charm the birds out of trees, affinity with region as he's from Eshington, and................wait for it.............
wait for it..............
yes, almost there...................
.............he's short!
Lights Oot! blackandwhitethinking
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Post by broon on Jan 4, 2015 15:56:19 GMT
is this the Lad yer referring too?
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