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Post by broon on Feb 21, 2014 0:02:51 GMT
Ship's Purser was oot shopping fer cruise supplies......................
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Post by broon on Feb 28, 2014 23:39:27 GMT
Found a few of the LonelyGents lads discussing Cruise itinerary.............
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Post by White Lightning on Mar 2, 2014 16:23:11 GMT
By popular demand this classic film has now been added to the entertainments list during the cruise....showtimes will be announced on board. For details.....first checkout DaisyWL
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Post by broon on Mar 2, 2014 18:39:21 GMT
HOWAY WL, one of me favorite's well that and Slapshot! Sorry I'm gonna miss the cruise now. How bout catchin that BIGGUN in the parachute? Actually it's somewhat scary you liking the same films as me.......................
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Post by White Lightning on Mar 12, 2014 23:16:56 GMT
News has reached this forum that hot on the heels of the infamous Craggy Island Pigeon racing scandal comes another more sinister turn of events. During what has been described as a smite out in the East Midlands a gang of suspicious looking characters are now thought to be members of the notorious Atlanta Sheep Sha....err! stealing gang or ASS for short! One witness who wished to remain anonymous but has now been revealed as a Mr P from Peterborough said " I only popped out for five minutes to walk the dog, but when I got back me front garden was covered in sheep!". A certain Mr C declined to be interviewed and simply stated he was having a smite at the time and is innocent of any wrong doing. Inspector Shaun 'The Sheep' of The Farmyard said one vital clue was that one of the suspects was over heard to have said " I don't fancy yours much" during the theft. This is believed to be some kind of code the thieves use so victims are lulled into a false sense of security by the gang. Meantime a Miss Bo Peep is also busy helping Police with their inquiries. Should anyone out there have a clue as to what is actually going on please contact Alphonse, care of The Woolpack, Emmerdale, somewhere in the Yorkshire Dales, as he has a large quantity of Red and Blue dye to shift. WL
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Post by broon on Mar 12, 2014 23:59:19 GMT
Brilliant, PMSL, I fear a steep decline in yer Karmas tho........Better tell Mr P to keep close watch on Sue if the C mans been round...........
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Post by broon on Mar 13, 2014 0:16:32 GMT
Meanwhile back in Norway the "Fair One's" glasses have finally unfogged from ogling the Geordie lasses in the short skirts in the Mile Castle.......oh dear
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Post by broon on Mar 14, 2014 15:10:43 GMT
As the cruise is over naw Canny's firm wanted a group photo. Those the wellies you were talking aboot Canny?
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Post by Cannyman on Mar 14, 2014 19:33:37 GMT
Nasty Man!
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Post by White Lightning on Mar 14, 2014 20:45:04 GMT
Careful Broon the Cman has connections with the Cosy Nostral you could end up swimming with the dishes.... WL
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Post by broon on Mar 14, 2014 23:05:25 GMT
Careful Broon the Cman has connections with the Cosy Nostral you could end up swimming with the dishes.... WL Fear nowt, have been to the darkside and the cookies are great..................but they still take taxes
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Post by broon on Mar 17, 2014 21:17:35 GMT
Careful Broon the Cman has connections with the Cosy Nostral you could end up swimming with the dishes.... WL
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Post by broon on Apr 8, 2014 2:37:37 GMT
Now with the Spring Cruise behind him our Canny's interests have turned to fishin. Two things missin tho, Gazza and a six pack
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Post by broon on Apr 14, 2014 23:23:57 GMT
Dear Mr Fairsy, we're friends of Mr Cannyman who told us about yer Black'n white spring cruises. We would like job applications fer the LonleyGents.com escort company. We think we have what it takes to be Ship Hands on yer cruises in the future. If you need references please refer to Mr. Cannyman, it was he who introduced us to the "heavy oil" technique!
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