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Post by broon on Jun 4, 2014 15:36:57 GMT
Thief’s Released From Prison The famous Belington Bandits of years gone by celebrate they’re release from prison. Twenty years ago they reeked havoc plying they’re villainous ways in the Northeast under the leadership of local mafia chiefs the Gill Brothers. From right to left is Polly “the pimp”, the enforcer simply known as the “Fair One”, “Second Story Canny” and mastermind, “Clear White Light”. Seen here celebrating they’re release from incarceration and enjoying their first pint in 20 years each was asked what they missed most during their time in prison. To a man each said they missed Magpie Footie first. Secondly the Fair One said Norwegian beer, Polly said the women, CWL remarked, “didn't miss a thing, no fecking silverware in 20 fecking years”! Finally Canny said he missed Alphonse”……..already. When asked if they have plans as free citizens one remarked something about an escort company.
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Post by LeazesEnder47 on Jun 5, 2014 14:58:24 GMT
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Post by broon on Jun 5, 2014 15:29:58 GMT
Leaze the story don't end there. Legend has it wor Canny became smitten with a female FBI undercover agent, hence the FAMOUS FBI PIN! and the gang was undone. Years later came the famous wind up over that bloody pin!
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Post by Headhunter on Jun 5, 2014 16:52:18 GMT
Memories!! Looking at that table it was obviously Canny's round!
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Post by broon on Jun 5, 2014 17:35:41 GMT
is he standing on a step stool? Don't remembering him being that tall?
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Post by broon on Jun 5, 2014 17:53:10 GMT
Went back in the archives and found a picture of the Lass that was Canny's undoing. In cooperation with Northumbria Police the FBI supplied the bait they knew Canny couldn't resist....................plus she's nowt very tall...............
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Post by Cannyman on Jun 6, 2014 15:34:41 GMT
She's a bit older now and had several little rabbit broods..............I always found that one of the ears would agitate my asshole and I would get a bunny rash. This rash has not appeared since my meetings with Alphonse the HeadHunter and his heavy duty body creams......... Havent seen Polly since his ill fated trip to Thailand.......and White Lightning just doesnt seem to be sociable these days....think he may be smite-affected......ah well.....
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Post by LeazesEnder47 on Jun 8, 2014 8:08:02 GMT
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Post by White Lightning on Jun 8, 2014 20:43:38 GMT
Smite help if Canny would return the map.... WL blackandwhitethinking
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Post by White Lightning on Jun 9, 2014 21:04:14 GMT
Unconfirmed reports are circulating across the web that an out-break of Human Myxomatosis has developed in the US of A in an area around Atlanta. Apparently the contagion is in an early phase and anyone with an unusual rash should see their local GP immediately for assessment. Potential victims are said to have a strong fixation with former Playboy Bunnies and a craving to meet Jessica Rabbit on a blind date. One suspected sufferer a Mr C who wished to remain anonymous to protect the innocent stated, " Had a slight rash around the posterior for several months due to excessive smiting, but now in rehab to try and kick the habit. No idea why I need to dress as a nun, but that's life. ". He also denied all knowledge of being a stalker or a male bunny boiler and much preferred the little darlings to run around free in his back yard. Lights Oot!
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Post by LeazesEnder47 on Jun 9, 2014 22:40:34 GMT
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Post by broon on Jun 11, 2014 15:52:28 GMT
San and Tray just found oot Second Story Canny's been released!
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Post by broon on Jun 16, 2014 15:47:06 GMT
Oh dear appears the Cman has taken the bait......................
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Post by Cannyman on Jun 20, 2014 11:27:56 GMT
Just read this stuff.........classic guys....keep it up.......aint technically savvy to respond.
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Post by broon on Jun 20, 2014 15:52:22 GMT
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